You can usually get a lady’s attention by being super fancy. Or if you’re like me, the only way to get into my pants is through my stomach. Literally. I’ve got a condition :/ This Farfalle Clip On Bow-Tie is the best of both worlds: classy and makes me salivate just looking at it. Which brings me to my next question: Is it edible? (Please say yes, please say yes!)
