Ahhh, is there any combination that comes together more beautifully than boobs and beer? No. Unless we’re talking about like, chocolate and peanut butter. In which case, fine: tied for first place. This is the Boobzie. It’s a koozie sporting a set of some of the finest foam titties in the land. Every design has a different name and a sassy phrase across her chest, like ‘Boobs Gone Wild’ and ‘My Cups Runneth Over.’ On the product site, there’s even a ridiculously in-depth personality survey for each can of tits which… admittedly is going a little far. You guys thought waaaay too hard about something that should be so simple. It’s a koozie that gives your beer breasts. That’s all anyone really needs to know.

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