We have seen so many crazy Blood Marys together, haven’t we? I feel like it’s brought us closer together. And now that comedian Randy Liedtke has upped the BM ante, we’re gonna be closer than ever — I’m practically gonna be sitting on your lap! This Bloody Mary includes everything but the kitchen sink: a jalapeño, an entire lemon, lime and onion, some olives, pickles, garlic bread, fries, onion rings, fried chicken, a footlong sub, a G-D pepperoni pizza, and an even tinier Bloody Mary. I’m not really sure where else Blood Marys can go from here. Ooh, wait — spaghetti. Yeah, basically all there is left to do is spaghetti.