♫ I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like! ♫ Well, I like pizza. Therefore I want to ride my bike on pizza. Unfortunately, I’m not four inches tall. Being four inches tall would be cool, because I could ride this $15 pizza cutter bike across an XL za. And if I, as a regular sized human, can eat a giant-ass pizza in one sitting and still be hungry for more, can you imagine how long it would take me to finish a pie if I was four inches tall? Probably like, two sittings. Also: pepperonis would be as big as my head! Which is basically the coolest thing that could happen to a person if you think about it.