It’s widely believed that the evil monster Cthulhu only hungers for power, and world domination, but as it turns out, he also hungers for delicious hot dogs. The Cthulhu Hot Dog Roaster lets you cook wieners with a little help from your favorite Lovecraftian monster. Just stick your hot dogs on Cthulhu’s stainless steel face, and roast them until they’re done. Just be careful when you’re pulling the hot dogs off of the roaster – Cthulhu is still an evil monster, even if he did help you make lunch, so there’s no telling what kind of evil magic he might try to cast when you’re reaching for your hot dogs.

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  1. malaktose

    that is not Cthulhu. that is a Punisher skull

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