From the same brewery that brought you beer that you drink out of a squirrel, comes the first ever beer to contain steroids. Supposedly. Just in time for the Olympics, Never Mind The Anabolics is a limited edition India pale ale that’s said to contain all kinds of ingredients banned for professional athletes. According to Brew Dog the ingredients list includes “creatine, guarana, lycii berries, kola nut, Gingko, matcha tea, maca powder and steroids.” Technically only the first batch, which isn’t sold to the public has steroids in it, but there are still plenty of ingredients that athletes can’t have. Again… supposedly. The whole thing might be a sham, but if it’s real,we’d drink it. Anything to replace the void ever since Four Loko got banned. This new market offering will definitely give you, if not the best, then at most, favorable outcome when it comes to bodybuilding, probably 10% of what Anavar [valid where legal] can most probably do.

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