Just when we thought everything that could be bacon-ed has been bacon-ed, Boca Java comes out with Maple Bacon Morning aka Bacon Coffee aka Pour It Down My Throat. Man, that sounds real good. It’s a shame I’m not allowed to drink coffee anymore. My mom says it makes me hyper! Pretty much the same reason I’m not allowed to drink Mountain Dew either. It’s because of the time I chugged a 3 liter of the stuff and then drove a stolen tractor-trailer through a 7-11. You make one mistake and they really throw the book at you. Plus your mom takes away your soda privileges. Life is so unfair!
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