In “Oh my god just put it in my mouth” news, 7-11 is now serving mashed potatoes and chicken gravy from a Slurpee style machine. Damn yeah, I’m gonna drink it through a straw! Who needs cutlery? People who don’t know the meaning of efficiency, that’s who! Man, I haven’t seen such a significant step in the convenient food industry since Pizza Rolls. And for just $2 you can get a cup of mashed potatoes and a Big Gulp — that’s a STEAL! It oughta be illegal.

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  1. RW

    So, is there any potatoe or chicken in it at all or is it liquified styrafoam with artificial flavoring?

  2. RW


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