This is Fifty Shades of Grey Wine. You can buy it in two different varieties: White Silk which is a blend of Gewürztraminer and Sauvignon Blanc, or Red Satin which is a Petite Sirah and Syrah combo. Fifty Shade of Grey. I don’t know much about it, except it makes ladies hot in the crotch. And I’ll bet some dudes too! As for me, well, I’m a visual person, which is why I just stick to good old fashioned nudie magazines. They got pictures! Words are cool and all but they don’t have the same, how do you say? Je ne sais wiener as a nudie mag.

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