Dorothy Howe is a sweet, old-ass lady. She just turned 100 years old! Her secret? Drinking shtons of whiskey and smoking 15 cigarettes a day. That said, please do NOT go out and buy a bottle and a pack of smokes — Dorothy is obviously from another planet. An adorable planet! A few quotables from D’s b-day:
‘I’m still alive and I can lift my elbows – it’s great.’
That is great. I’m smiling my face off right now.
‘Whisky tastes just as good as it used to though.’
Well, that’s a relief! But for real, this is too cute for my tastes. I can’t even with this mess! But I can even with whiskey, so if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go elongate my life. By, like, A LOT. You know what I’m saying? I’m saying I’m gonna go get durnk on whiskey aka life juice!
