Ossan Rental is a Japanese company founded in 2012 that allows you to rent a middle aged man for 1,000 yen per hour. What kind of activities can you do with your middle aged man? Grab a bite to eat, have a couple brewskis, get some life advice, all kinds of stuff! So long as you don’t violate the strict no touching rule. Fair enough! Hey, I wonder if anyone would be on the market for renting out a hermit blogger? Sure I lack even the most basic of people skills and I certainly don’t have any sage words of wisdom to offer, but I’m mega lonely and I’ll pay for all your drinks! Ehhh? Anyone??? Call me!