Go ahead and file this one under Things That Should Not Exist. This is a figure of Miley Cyrus’ body with Albert Einstein’s head. Of course [whatever the F this is] is twerking a la the infamous VMA performance. If you hate yourself enough, you can have one of your very own for just $30. But seriously, the twerking thing — can we please just let it die? Nevermind, clearly we can’t. I don’t know