Try all you want to justify this purchase because it has built-in legs and padded slippers so you can walk in it, or because you don’t have to take it off when nature calls. But you can’t deny that the real reason you want the Sexy Hotness Sleeping Bag is because it lets you do the wild thing in the wild, thanks to some conveniently located zippers. When the interior lining of your sleeping bag is a Kama Sutra print, you’re not fooling anyone about why you’re going camping.

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