According to a study, North Dakota is the happiest state. As in, when asked to do a life evaluation, North Dakotans ranked the highest. The saddest state? West Virginia. The results were found by the 2013 Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index. I dunno what to think about something called the Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index. It sounds like something I made up when I was high, like Thundersen Vacational Facilities, the fake company I made up so I can impress people at parties. So far it hasn’t worked, but I’m gonna keep trying. And by trying I mean lurking in the corner, drinking heavily as I watch everyone interact happily and wonder what’s wrong with me. Why why WHY! Huh? No, I’m not from West Virginia, why do you ask?
That doesn’t even make sense bc North Dakota sucks. The people there don’t seem very happy either. I know a few people there and they are great but stereotypically people are rude. It’s horribly cold. There is nothing to do. The NW- central is ugly and reminds me of Armageddon. Whoever did this survey was high.
Bullshitttttttttttttt <———–Minnesota here
Bullshitttttttttt<————Minnesota here