Look, everyone makes mistakes. Sometimes, those mistakes involve dinging the car parked across from you in the grocery store parking lot, and sometimes those mistakes involve withdrawing a large sum of money from the bank without permission. Some of those bigger mistakes might lead to a lot of people looking for you. People in uniforms with guns and badges. Sometimes you just need to get away from those mistakes and start over fresh, in a new town with a new identity. If you’ve made one of those mistakes, this book is for you. How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found teaches you everything you need to know about faking your own death and starting fresh with a new identity. The only thing this book won’t teach you is how to hide the bodies, but hey, if you switch identities quick enough, that won’t matter.