If you like seeing what kinda stuff people willingly put in their b-u-t-t (or otherwise) you’re gonna love Stuck Up!: 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn’t Be. The book contains real X-ray images of random objects that somehow ended up inside the human body. I’m gonna have to call bullshit on the patients who claim that it was an accident. Why can’t you just admit that you were curious? Like the guy who got a Buzz Lightyear action figure stuck in his bum. Let me guess, you were cleaning up the play room, nekkid, of course! And fell backwards onto the toy, lodging it in your ass? No one is gonna buy that. You’re krinky and we all know it!!

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