It’s almost 2014 and you know what that means: time to get
your shit together a new calendar! Otherwise you’ll be living in the past or whatever. I don’t know! But it’s important. More important, though, is getting a calendar that really speaks to you. Like this 2014 calendar featuring sexy plumbers by Liquid Plumr. Obviously the company is hoping that these handsome dudes are gonna sell their product, but NO. If my plumber looked like any one of these mens, I’d intentionally clog all the pipes just to get look at his crack! Instead, I’ve got Ted, a hefty man who wears a belly shirt, spits on me when he talks, and blows ass as he bends over to look under the sink. Plus he overcharges! I don’t know which part is worse.
Click HERE to download the Liquid Plumr 2014 Hunky Plumr calendar.