Because some people need creative ways to defecate, this is the Kama Pootra. It’s a book detailing 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop. Well, that’s helpful I guess. Everyone Poops, right? I mean, except for me and that’s because I’m a LADY. Jk, I’m about the furthest thing from a proper lady. Case in point: I ate a Hot Pocket off the floor last night. I pulled it out of the microwave bare handed and it was HOT. So hot in fact, I dropped it directly onto the floor which, I’m sure you can see where this is going, is where I ate it. So, not very ladylike, but I still stand by the fact that I do NOT number 2, because my boyfriend is reading this and I have a facade to uphold here, okay?!