Disney has put together a bunch of charts and graphs detailing the roller coaster of emotion that is The Lion King. They include all kinds of information about varying levels of singing, anger, frustration, and crying. Unfortunately there’s no graph depicting how much better the movie was because of the inclusion of my first true love JTT. Which, in case you’re curious, is exponentially. I don’t know where they got their data from, but everything seems pretty accurate. The Lion King is the first movie I ever cried at. But it certainly wasn’t the last! Oh no, that movie just marks the beginning of my inability to watch any movie without uncontrollably crying. Which is why I’ve been banned from so many theaters. Well, that, and because I always get caught trying to sneak in some booze. What? It helps me suspend my disbelief!
