Despite its use in many of the best songs ever written, the trombone isn’t known for its ability to rock your socks off. The trombone is tired of being seen as an inferior instrument, and it’s going on the offensive to show you how hard it rocks with the Frankenhorn. This specially modified trombone shoots fire up to 21 feet, has a 150 foot concussion wave, and still functions as a musical instrument. We bet you’ll think twice before making fun of the brass section again. If you’re playing one of these, just remember to stop shooting fire if it gets too hot to hold.