Darth Vader spends the bulk of the original trilogy trying to hunt down and kill his son. That’s pretty heavy, so I’ve often wondered what was going through his head as he attempted to eliminate his own kid. The Darth Vader Projection Alarm Clock finally provides the answers I’ve been looking for all these years – Darth Vader is constantly thinking about the time. I guess being behind schedule makes him REALLY angry. This clock projects the time straight out of Darth Vader’s head, and helps you wake up on time by letting loose with some Vader-style heavy breathing. Just be sure to get up when the alarm goes off – we can’t guarantee that this clock won’t try to force-choke you if you ignore it.

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