Everyone is entitled to differing opinions on politics, religion, war, pornography, medical marijuana, sports, and cake vs. pie. (PIE ALL THE WAY, BABY!) Fortunately, there is one issue we as a human race can all agree on: there’s nothing more romantic than Star Wars and a candlelit dinner with that special someone. Thank goodness Think Geek created the Star Wars Lightsaber Candlestick. Now I have an excuse to invite that big beast of a man I saw at the laundromat over for din-din. You know, the guy who is always wearing Cheeto crumbs that Return of the Jedi T-shirt? He’d be the perfect Jabba to my Slave Leia. Eeeeee!

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