You always host the most bangin’ sex parties at your place. Which reminds me… why haven’t I ever been invited? I can get down too, ya know! This is the Block Party instant orgy kit by Jimmyjane. It includes, I dunno, a F***ING BOUNCE HOUSE. Plus condoms (wrap it up, kids!) and some other doo-dads that I’m gonna assume are for putting in your butt or something. I don’t know about you, but I’m definitely interested in forking over the money for the bounce house alone. This summer I had the pleasure of jumping around in a bounce house. I had just downed a few hotdogs (not a euphemism) with extra chili, so I did end up getting really sick and spewing. There were hotdogs everywhere… whole ones, even. I’m a bad chewer :/

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