This week Uber is doing a promotion for Transformers: Age of Extinction. They’re offering rides from Optimus Prime himself! It’s only being offered in a few cities, one of them being Los Angeles this Saturday, so you know who’s gonna be tryna transform and roll out come the weekend? Me! I’m talking about me. Of course there’s only one Optimus Prime so the chances of getting a ride from em is pretty much slim to none. But do you think that fact is gonna stop me from trying? No, it won’t. It probably should, but it won’t.
