Keep your possessions in your possession with the Anti-Theft Bike/Car Device from Dominic Wilcox. These rust and scratch stickers are designed to give your cool bike or car a banged-up appearance so that passing thieves won’t waste their time. Wilcox doesn’t guarantee that pilferers will be thwarted by your trickery, however, but says, “I have stuck them to my shiny new red bike and can confirm it hasn’t been stolen yet. 13 days of not being stolen in London probably equates to 7 years of non-stealing in the friendly countryside.” Good enough for us.