The Baltimore Office of Promotion and the Arts is having super creative crosswalks installed throughout the city. These are some photos of the hopscotch crosswalk taken by Flickr-er Graham Coreil-Allen. Hopscotch crosswalk! Try saying that five times fast. And then try saying that TO MY FACE! Sorry, I’m feeling a little aggressive this morning. Nothing a little screaming into my pillow can’t fix! BRB. Okay, back! Now where were we? Oh yeah — hopscotch crosswalks. Super clever and cool and all, but crosswalks are for people who live life being like super careful and safe and stuff. People like me live life on the wild side — jaywalker
for life until I get run over in the street!