I always wondered to myself: is there anything more morbid than taxidermy wall trophies? I know, I know… I should spend my time more meaningfully, but right now this is all I got going on in the old noodle. Anyway, YES, now there is something more disturbing to hang up on the wall in your parlor room: The Zombie Trophy Wall Mount by Andrew Martin. He’s selling them online for $400, which I realize is a chunk of change so lemme level with you — I’ll bring you a severed head for a fraction of the cost. Now I can’t guarantee it’ll be an official zombie head but I can tell you that I’m gonna need an alibi and the money up front.