Turn Objects Into Sex Toys With The Dildomaker

Turn Objects Into Sex Toys With The Dildomaker

The Dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling. The gadget is brought to us by designer Francesco Morackini. I’m prettyyyyy sure it’s just a concept, otherwise, I don’t know how am I’m gonna get any sleep tonight. He shows off several examples of objects that can be weiner-fied like a carrot, tree branch, block of cheese… All kinds of stuff you shouldn’t be putting in or around your hoo-hah or too-tay. Francesco even crafted a faux-dong out of a burning candle! Which… certainly brings new meaning to the term “fire crotch.” But did we NEED a new meaning for fire crotch? No. The answer is no.

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17 thoughts on “Turn Objects Into Sex Toys With The Dildomaker

  1. anon

    woah man this is the best invention don’t shit on it
    it’s an improvement on the cucumber

  2. Momma

    “Classmates”= Myself alone in my bedroom 🙂

    Fuck yer classmates!

    Keep it for yourself

  3. boogiety

    this cant miss, would love to get in on this venture. you had to see what the cost of a no thrills dildo cost. this is beyond words. contact me like i said i want in on this

  4. 7thWheel

    Imagine the look on your guests face when you serve bratwursts at your next BBQ

  5. jamie

    The wooden one would be soo hot getting a nice thick length of wood up inside me.

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