You guys — this is not a parrot! It’s a human lady painted and posed to look like one. My eyes are all “Whoa, definitely thought that was a parrot. This is f***ing embarrassing.” Hey, don’t be so hard on yourself, eyes! You two are pretty cool, alright? But seriously, watch the language! The make up work was done by world champion body painter Johannes Stoetter. I didn’t know that there was such a thing as a body painting world championships, but I’m glad there is and that there are people out there winning them. Otherwise what would the point be? Going through all the trouble of putting the event together only to NOT crown a winner? Seems pointless! Pointless and a totally made up scenario in my head. I’ll just let myself out.