You know you’re jaded when you see something awesome like this X-Wing Pipe and think to yourself, “Wow, that’s the second coolest Star Wars pipe I’ve ever seen!” The first being the Boba Fett helmet glass pipe that you actually have to wear in order to smoke. Of course the X-Wing is a lot more practical to use…and hide from your parents. I don’t know why they’d be mad if they found it anyway. They’re the ones who showed me Star Wars as a kid so all I gotta say, “I learned it from watching you!” and storm out. Well, first I’d ask to borrow the car, and then I’d storm out.