Bondara, a UK-based bondage company, has created The Rubber Throne. It’s a take on The Iron Throne from Game of Thrones, but instead of swords, it’s made up of 200 dildos. “Sounds like my kinda chair!” said the one person this appeals to. I was going to make a “Winter is coming” joke, but my proofreader said it crossed the line and he’s probably right. Still, that’s all I got, so I guess we’re done here. Fin.