Designer Marleen Jansen created the See-Saw Table to ensure all diners stay at the table until everyone is finished eating. I dunno something about courtesy and cooperation. Well sure it seems like a fun idea, but I actually used to have one of these at my place. Let me tell you — it’s all fun and games till your fat ass plops down on one side, sending your roommate through the ceiling. I finished his Ramen while I was waiting for the ambulance to arrive. What? It was gonna get cold! RIP brah.