Because Crocs are hideous and in serious need of a makeover, Amsterdam-based artist Sit created these literal Crocs. Let’s hope no crocodile tears were shed in the making of these heels. They can be seen at the Jonathan LeVine Gallery in NYC or you can contact the gallery for pricing. I’m sure for a few sackfulls of money, they’ll let you take these bad boys off their hands. You know me, I’m always down for a little toe-nibblin’ action, but this is just ridiculous. Just check out those chompers, man! If you think I’m going to risk losing any one of my precious tootsies (they look just cocktail wienies!) to this dangerous creature, you’ve got another thing coming. Unless we’re talking about my left pinkie toe. That one… I could go either way.
Literal Crocs Are Dangerous Shoes To Fill