This is a Jaws-inspired ukulele. For $700, you can have the shark attack instrument custom made by Etsy shop Celentano Woodworks, the same people who brought us this sessy lady guitar. There’s a waiting list for orders, but c’mon, it’s a shark uke! Totally worth it. I bet you could pluck out some seriously jawesome jams on this bad boy. Or you know, the ominous, sinister Jaws theme song would be appropriate, too. Duuuh dun duuuh dun duh du– HOLY SHIT, A SHARK! Rock and roll, we’re all gonna die!