You could be the next Banksy, if only you weren’t terrified of getting arrested. I hear you—I could be the next Cesar Millan if only I wasn’t terrified of poodles. Whenever you get the urge to tag a wall forget your sharpie because Grime Writer lets you leave your mark without any incriminating evidence. Technically speaking, any graffiti you create with Grime Writer isn’t graffiti because you’re actually cleaning. The pen is filled with a cleaning solution so you can tag dirty walls with beautiful artwork. Oooor you could just use it to write “WASH ME” on people’s cars because as it turns out you’re actually not that creative or talented. But hey, at least now you know.