This is a $15 Game of Thrones coloring book by Team Art, the same company who brought us those steamy Ryan Gosling and Jon Hamm coloring books. It contains 14 pages featuring outlines of your favorite characters and presumably some of your least favorite characters as well. You know, for good measure. For bad measure? This ruler I broke in half in an angry rage. I taped it back together, but I didn’t do a solid job (surprise!) so now it adds like an inch and an unnatural angle to anything you’re trying to get measurements on. Huh? No, I haven’t considered buying a new ruler. Rulers cost MONEY and what do you think I am? Made of rulers? Made of money? Well, I’m not. I’m made of blood, bones, skin, some fluffy stuff, plus probably still some pizza in there from breakfast.