Archie McPhee is selling The Existential Coloring Book, a 24-page coloring and activity book. Sure, it won’t answer the ever burning questions of WHY WHY WHY?, but it’ll help pass some time between now and your inevitable death. What happens after that? Does it even matter? Who cares? What’s the point? Is there a point? Crayons, coloring books, a man wearing a pigeon mask — what does it all mean? These questions and more answered at NEVER, resulting in me curling up in a ball and crying in the shower.