Hate someone so much you’d pay money to have poop delivered to them in the mail? You need to do some yoga, drink some tea, and zen the F out, bro! That is real unhealthy. That said, there is a company who will do your bidding for you. It’s called Sh*t Express and for $17 they’ll deliver a plastic container of horse doodie to your worst enemy with the following message:
I RECEIVED A HORSE SHIT.
AT FIRST, THINK ABOUT YOURSELF.
SOMEONE SENT IT TO YOU PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU HURT OR INSULTED A PERSON CONSCIOUSLY OR UNCONSCIOUSLY.
TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.
YOU SHOULD JUST TRY TO BE
A BETTER PERSON.
Uhhhh, I’m not sure that receiving actual turds in the mail is gonna cause a person to do some self reflection. What ever happened to kill em with kindness? Yeah, you’re right. That just doesn’t feel as rewarding. The hatred runs deep! Sh*t Express it is!