Sh*t Express Anonymously Delivers Poop Via Mail

Sh*t Express Anonymously Delivers Poop Via Mail

Hate someone so much you’d pay money to have poop delivered to them in the mail? You need to do some yoga, drink some tea, and zen the F out, bro! That is real unhealthy. That said, there is a company who will do your bidding for you. It’s called Sh*t Express and for $17 they’ll deliver a plastic container of horse doodie to your worst enemy with the following message:

I RECEIVED A HORSE SHIT.
WHAT NOW?

AT FIRST, THINK ABOUT YOURSELF.
SOMEONE SENT IT TO YOU PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU HURT OR INSULTED A PERSON CONSCIOUSLY OR UNCONSCIOUSLY.

TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.
YOU SHOULD JUST TRY TO BE
A BETTER PERSON.

Uhhhh, I’m not sure that receiving actual turds in the mail is gonna cause a person to do some self reflection. What ever happened to kill em with kindness? Yeah, you’re right. That just doesn’t feel as rewarding. The hatred runs deep! Sh*t Express it is!

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$17BUYBUY ON AMAZON?

Via: VICE


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  • 1 AlaskanAssassin

    For added kicks, put it in a paper bag and light it on fire on their front stoop!

  • CHRISTeL::❤’s::YOU!

    the smile on my face right now will not go away 🙂 this is awesome!

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