Do you have a big, bad-ass burly beard and are desperately searching for way to monetize it? Maybe you should spend your time doing something more productive? Like, look for a real job? Orrrrrrr become a Beardvertiser! A&W is paying bearded men $5 a day to wear a Beardboard, a mini billboard that clips onto your beard. Hey, why not pay us ladies to rock ads in our hair? I got a sidepony just begging to market your product! You want pigtails? I’ll do pigtails. But those’ll be extra.