This is a business card advertising Bon Vivant, a Brazilian-based cheese shop. As you can see, it’s doubles as a cheese grater. Clever! Worried about grating your ass cheeks if you slip the card into your back pocket? Well, worry no more! Your precious tushy flaps are gonna be fine as long as you utilize the protective sleeve that comes with the grater. Genius! They really did think of everything, didn’t they? Oh — except cheese samples. I definitely think this thing should come with some cheese samples.