In news that will make Patrick Bateman insanely jealous and murder you in a dark alleyway, here are some beef jerky business cards. Your contact info is etched into the meaty card, but presumably never read because you just handed someone free jerky and nobody’s gonna stick that mess in their pocket, they’re gonna stick it exactly where it belongs: their piehole. As cool as these are, I think we can all agree that the only person who should carry beef jerky business cards is Macho Man Randy Savage. OOOOH YEEEEEAAAH! May he rest in peace.
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