I used to think the worst wedding cake topper was the one with the bride dragging the groom but boy, was I wrong! So naive. Twitter-er Casey Newton spotted this depressing cake topper at a wedding and had to share the sadness with all of the world. Thanks Casey. And an extra special THANKS to OBAMA too while we’re at it. I’m angry at everything. Mainly because I used some generic Icy Hot cream and accidentally touched my eye after. My rage really has nothing to do with the cake topper, if we’re being 100% honest.