Well folks, it’s been real, but I think this is my cue to pack up and get the hell off this planet. There’s a Tumblr blog called Dog Shit Selfie which posts selfies with a BONUS dog taking a doodoo in the background. Now I’m not here to pass judgement on any of these humans, but do you think that’s gonna stop me? I kid, I kid. But for real, it’s not. I’ll just be doing all my judging silently. In my head. Though it may be slightly apparent when I shake my computer and scream STUPID STUPID STUPID.