Martha Stewart best known for being the Craftiest Lady Evar is looking for love on Match.com. This is a screen grab of her dating profile. Dayum, Martha! You lookin’ fine as a meticulously planned soiree with all the appropriately themed decorations and delicious finger foods, girl. If you’re a male between the ages of 55-70 and looking for a special lady and don’t mind dating a convicted felon, hit up Martha. The rest of us are gonna wait around and hope she broadens that age bracket and/or starts batting for the other team. What? A girl can dream!