Redditor Elilanger’s friend Nick was looking for a job. So he did what anyone else would do in his situation:
browsed for jobs online for about 4 minutes before he got distracted by gifs of grampas falling down created a Résumé Bar. All his deets are included on what looks like a typical nutrition label for a candy bar. The best part? There’s a Crunch bar inside. Sure, it should have been a Snickers, but you know what? He still got the job! Congratulations Nick, I’m proud of you. The kind of pride a mother must feel the day her little girl finally grows up and marries a grody old dude for his fortune. Ooh! And there’s even a chocolate fountain at the reception. Love them ritzy-ass chocolate fountains. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah — that’s how proud of you I am right now.