Book Perfume Smells Like A Book

Book Perfume Smells Like A Book

Books: you can’t judge one by its cover. But if its pages are all stuck together, you’re free to make any assumptions. Dat’s nasty! This is Paper Passion, a pricey perfume that smells like that sweet scent of a book. I dunno if there’s anybody out there who really want to smell like a book, but I’d give anything to just get rid of the hotdog musk I’ve been rocking recently. It’s seeping out of my pores! I guess that’s what you get when you buy Oscar Mayer wieners in bulk and end up gorging on them all in one night. What? I was pretending to practice for a competitive eating contest!



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