Vibrator Alarm Clock For Your Privates

The Wake-Up Vibe is exactly what it sounds like, provided it sounds like a vibrator alarm clock. Just stick the $70 device in your shorts, set the wake up time, and snooze away until it stimulates your nethers to consciousness. In theory, sure, but it sounds… counterproductive. I mean, getting out of bed in the AM is already tough. But when you’ve got some pleasurable vibrations happening in and around your crotchal region? Then it’s nearly impossible! So why would you subject yourself to that? Because you wanna get fired so you can collect unemployment and lay in bed all day vibing your privates until the batteries run out? Because okay, that is actually pretty genius.

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Via: Geekologie

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