Urilift is a self-cleaning, pop up urinal. One has just recently be installed in Perth, Western Australia. It accommodates up to three pee-ers at a time and is remote-controlled to come up Friday and Saturday nights and retreat back to the underworld Sunday morning. What about the rest of the week? I guess just pee on the sidewalk like we’ve been doing all along. What’s this? The Perth City council is waving their arms and shaking their heads screaming “NO NO NO!” I’m not sure what that’s all about. But let’s just assume it’s completely unrelated.