Go ahead and file this one under “Things That Make Me Insanely Happy!” This a video of a news reporter holding both a microphone and a large mushroom in his hands. Luckily for us, he starts using the mushroom as a microphone. Why is he holding a giant mushroom in the first place? No idea. Does it matter? Absolutely not. This is easily the best thing that’s happened to me today and I’m not gonna let some silly questions mess it up for me.