Is the whole traveling experience just not quite uncomfortable enough for you? Weirdo — we got a weirdo in the building! The Jaktogo is wearable luggage. It’s a poncho made to carry 33 lb of luggage and, when it’s full, makes you the size of a double wide. According to the diagram on the product site, the thing’s got pockets meant to accomodate specific items like a laptop, iPad, headphones, books, even a… set of handcuffs? Whoa, I don’t know what kind of traveling you’re doing, but it sounds kinky! Kinky and suuuper bulky.